Gabriella and Other Assortments of Ratchet Pussy

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A definition of Ratchet Pussy, according to Urban Dictionary“A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she’s wrong.”

Another definition of Ratchet Pussy, according to Urban Dictionary“a pretty chick who guys thirst over only to find out her pussy isn’t all that due to how many guys easily got that pussy with small bribes (i.e.: weed, drinks, cash, jewelry, sneakers) or who just fucks guys for free on the low and then get dissed after that.”

 

I met Gabriella last month via an American escort agency. This mulatto (Black, Spanish and French) caught my eye really hard one late night, but my budget was tight that week (I paid both cell phone and internet bills down to $0, which unpleasantly increase like a MF). So due to my being a semi-gentleman, her and I went out to eat one morning at @@@@. We have yet to actually have sex because she travels a lot and only came to my town once. She promised me with sex during her possible next visit to my city. She, however, did drop her drawers after taking her back to her place and allowed me to check her body out and spank and smooch all over her butt cheeks!

The problem with Gabriella is that when I took her for breakfast, I noticed how she reeked of hard drugs and her teeth were yellow and invaded by gingivitis. Now, I understand that perfection is hard to find, unless a man frequents sex workers – which makes me cruelly ignore anything lower than a 4. I’ve had my small share of 3s, but that came to a complete stop once I grew some balls and starting fucking with escorts last summer (though I can say I’ve had a couple of 3s in that department). But this is another time when I felt like Eddie Murphy’s alpha player character in the 1992 movie Boomerang; the scene where he discovers one of his bedfellows has a case of hideous feet. How could a woman that fine let herself go like that?

And trust me, it gets worse…

After telling me she has a Facebook page and upon my discovery, I notice she is probably one of the worst social network queens I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ve observed for the past three years that social media feeds into a Westernized culture where mediocre women are overvalued and praised higher than some religious god. Part of the problem is contributed and sponsored by thirsty poon-hounds, simps, nice guys, Captain Save-A-Hoe trick-ass manginas. I see it every time I log in to my Facebook account, but by far, Gabriella’s shit by far the worst, collectively. She would post anywhere from 20-50 selfies on certain days and they all would look the same, but shot from different angles (she currently has about 700+ selfies which all showcase the same pathetic facial expressions). This ranges from bathroom smartphone selfies with her ass turned to the mirror to sticking her neck out like a giraffe, poking her pathetic lips out looking like rubber ducks or kissing grandmothers. She would get 70-200 likes (from her 4,000+ friends list) for each photo and status update with words purposely spelled incorrectly (like ignorance is cute).

This inning in itself caused me to lose interest in her, which has nothing to do with ego on my end, but situations such as this give mediocre, overweight, old, ghetto and ratchet females an inflated sense of self-worth. Simply because she has boatloads of men who will consistently cater to her ego, all she has to do is post tons of senseless and hideous photos or man-stroke and trick naïve and impatiently horny losers with the possibility of sex. Whether there’s a possibility of sex or not, all she has to do is post semi-nude and revealing photos to make her feel she is more valuable than she is. This causes me to lose interest in social media and interest and faith in any possible fixture or reconciliation between the sexes in western society. This is what most men who want to learn ‘game’ are learning it for.

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Not too long ago, I’ve seen a woman post a selfie of herself while she was 7-months pregnant and had the audacity to wear Daisy Dukes, thinking she is fine while her face looked like something fresh from Zoolander. And yes, she had over 100 likes on her shitty photo. 100+ likes from desperate, horny bastards who all act as if they just aren’t used to pussy whatsoever… guys who know this female and others like her have zero interest in them sexually and have no plans of leaving her hometown to hook up with dudes from another state. Guys who know her ratchet-ass is getting drilled, piped down and tossed around like a frisbee by various dudes who may or may not even have Facebook pages (all of whom may be pimps, dope-boy gangsters, ex flames, baby daddies, alpha kings on welfare, etc.). And it doesn’t stop there. There’s also an abundance of females who have endless tattoos all over her body assuming it’s attractive, unconscious of how fucking nasty and despicable it makes her look. I could write an entire book on various types of ratchet pussy, which includes but certainly not limited to…

manstrokers (dick-teasers)

oinkers

weavers

duck-faced selfie addicts

social media addicts

preggo showcasers

streetwalkers

hard-drug addicts

video vixens

fatties with severe muffin tops addicted to snacks

teenaged twerkers

Hello Kitty loving East-Asian girls

 

…but you get the point, right?

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The bottom line is this: It has become desirable, normalized and like a badge of honor for western females to portray themselves as ratchet pussy, whether it is for male attention or their own way of masculinizing themselves to have the upper hand over males who pursue her. This has been going on way before Miley Cyrus, Caramel Kitten or Karrine Steffans have joined the platform. Regardless of how fine some females are, there are usually unmasked issues and easily-read flaws that come along with even perfective aesthetics. Sad to say, but although ratchet pussy is certainly not genetics-based or limited to one specific ethnicity, it seems that more African-American women, (including select mulattos mixed with African-American) and even large quantities of western white girls are leaning towards this side of the fence. Hence, I have come across huge amounts of black women who are ratchet, by choice or by circumstance (whether they are products of their environment or choosing to emulate ‘Video Vixen’ status). Do not get it twisted, this is not an attack on female sexuality or sluthood by some patriarchal male or pathetic manospherian who feels emasculated by hypergamy (the reality that there’s always another man somewhere in life who’s better than you)… This is what happens when female sexuality does go way overboard to the point to where females conducting themselves with feminine, ladylike tendencies (which includes being discreet and leaving something to a man’s curiosity) is dead. I’m pretty sure some creatively retarded feminist will blame biological male sexual desire and say women act like this because it’s what men enjoy.

“We live in a society today where women objectify themselves. Men don’t do that to you, you do that to you. Where is your accountability?” ~  ESPN sports commentator, Stephen A. Smith

 

As far as Gabriella goes, I have lost interest in her ass quick. Will I fuck her next time she’s in town? Maybe or maybe not. If I do, her ass would be pumped and dumped real fast. Even on a supply-and-demand level, she proved to be unworthy to keep around aside from perhaps a one or two-time lay.

 

Here are some videos that can further explain my stance on this phenomenon of overhyped females and how to treat them…

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