“These Hoes Ain’t Loyal” Describes the True Hypergamous Nature of the Female Species


Many writers and bloggers have written articles and lyrical autopsies for many popular songs, from Advocatus Diaboli, RooshV and Alan Roger Currie. Now, I’m not trying to follow in their footsteps, but hey… Music is deep. There’s a message in our music and for that, some of us have theme songs and soundtracks to describe our lives and our envisions of the world.

Here’s mine for a song which describes the true hypergamous, duplicitous nature of the female species. Quite frankly, I’m quite surprised feminist cunts aren’t hating on this one as much as they did Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines

The song I chose is These Hoes Ain’t Loyal by Chris Brown – a real badass and intricate young R&B sensation who peculiarly became even more desirable among his male and female fanbase, even after giving R&B songstress Rihanna a beatdown in early 2009 (though that incident caused his career to hang on by a thread). Not too surprising, Rihanna runs back to him after the incident, which further proves the point that women like bad guys…

This song should be in every pragmatic, logical thinking man’s soundtrack…


[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
I wasn’t born last night
I know these hoes ain’t right
But you was blowing up her phone last night
But she ain’t have her ringer nor her ring on last night, oh

Lil Wayne is saying that he’s not a little boy, who does not have any life experience under his belt. He has been around the world long enough to know that women have duplicitous tendencies. While he was in bed with a chick, her husband kept calling her phone repeatedly. She, however, turned her ringer off, plus the ring on her finger was… off her finger.

Nigga, that’s that nerve
Why give a bitch your heart
When she rather have a purse?
Why give a bitch your inch
When she rather have nine?

He’s asking guys how could they be so stupid to dedicate themselves to a woman, when her ultimate goal is having the finer things in life (materialism). Why go out of your way for a woman (giving her an inch) when she’ll use you as a stepping stone to get to the next man who is better than you, or whose dick is bigger than yours (when she rather have nine)?

You know how the game goes
She be mine by half time, I’m the shit, oh
Nigga, that’s that nerve
You all about her, and she all about hers

Again, why are guys so traditional and chivalrous minded to where they spend their lives catering to a woman when she won’t return the favor, even in the slightest? Guys cater to women when they cater to themselves and their own interests.

Birdman Junior in this bitch, no flamingos
And I done did everything but trust these hoes
(CB fuck with me!)

[Hook: Chris Brown]
When a rich nigga want you
And your nigga can’t do nothing for ya
These hoes ain’t loyal
These hoes ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

When a guy who is either rich, badass, confident or in high-demand has his eye on another man’s woman, she will desert her man – especially if he’s a bore and is bringing nothing to the table.

[Bridge: Chris Brown]
Just got rich
Took a broke nigga’s bitch
I can make a broke bitch rich
But I don’t fuck with broke bitches

Mr. Brown is saying he is a rags-to-riches story who took a broke man’s woman. Yet, though he has was it takes to provide her with a lavish lifestyle, he refuses. Either because she is not on his level, he’s not trying to wife her, but fuck her instead or because hoodrats and golddiggers are not worthy of him.

[Verse 2: Chris Brown]
Got a white girl with some fake titties
I took her to the bay with me
Eyes closed smoking marijuana
Rolling up that Bob Marley, I’m a rasta
She wanna do drugs, smoke weed, get drunk
She wanna see a nigga trap
She wanna fuck all the rappers

He admits to being a player. His fling with a drug-addicted white girl with surgically enhanced tits wind up being a drug-induced free-for-all amid a road trip. This white girl has the tingles for drug suppliers, those who supply to her habit and rap musicians.


[Verse 3: Chris Brown]
Black girl with a big booty
If she a bad bitch, let’s get to it (right away)
We up in this club
Bring me the bottles
I know girl, that you came in this bitch with your man
That’s a no-no girl
All this money in the air
I wanna see you dance

He jumps from the drug-addled white girl to a black girl with a nice ass. He goes out to a nightclub, drinking and spots her there with her man. While he admits she’s out of line for her sneaky behavior, he pulls out a wad of money and either he demands that she strips for it or she starts stripping or ‘working’ for it.



[Verse 4: Too Short]
A nigga fell in love
Turn into a woosy
24-7 he was eating that pussy

A guy fell in love with a woman and it has made him feeble – putting him in too many compromising positions. In the eyes of some men, cunnilingus is a very submissive position for a man to put himself in. There was a time in the black community where cunnilingus was equally intolerable to anal sex and homosexuality.

But these hoes ain’t faithful
A nigga like me will have your bitch on tape though

Women cheat a lot and Too $hort admits that guys like him – the badass, the bad boys, alphas and studs alike – will end up fucking the love of your life and make a video of the carnage.

I been knowing not to trust these hoes
I get bread, get head, and fuck these hoes
In that order
Don’t switch it around

Rapper Too $hort has an extensive history of making rap songs about being a pimp, exercising his contempt and disrespect for women, since the early 1980s. Here, he makes his point simple about today’s duplicitous and vainglorious woman, saying women have only gotten worse with their dark and diabolical tendencies. This gives him more of a reason to put himself and his money first. Cash first, ass last!

Relationships change, it’s so different now
No high-school sweetheart
These bitches pimpin’
All these opinions
Women on women
Lickin’ them titties
Sex in the city

Times have changed and traditionalism is dying. The concept of having a “high-school sweetheart” is also fading. Most women today are voluntarily pimping men, taking advantage of their ignorance and sexual vulnerability, extorting or withdrawing money from men, with sex (prostitution, escorting, stripping), the possibility of sex (free dinners, drinks or having guys pay her bills) or sob stories (governmental assistance). Women are doing what comes naturally – regardless of society’s opinions – which includes some females turning bisexual or lesbian. Females of today are living like the female characters in HBO’s Sex And The City and embracing the city life over a homely existence.

Hella “Instagram likes” but you ain’t pretty

Most women today are social networking addicts and thrive off of attention-whoring. Even average, mediocre women mysteriously get over 100+ likes on their Instagram photos, even if they have given their selfies some mythical, photoshopped touch-up to make themselves look prettier than they are.

[Verse 5: Chris Brown]
Come on, come on, girl
Why you fronting?
Baby show me something
When I call her, she gon’ leave
And I bet that bottom dollar she gon’ cheat
Come on, come on, girl
Why you fronting?
Baby show me something
You done spent your bread on her
And it’s all for nothing

If he calls your girl trying to meet her, she’s going to step out on you for him, turning you into a cuckold. Sad truth is, you’ve spent hard-earned money on her and it doesn’t mean anything to her. She’ll still choose him over you, regardless of how established, rich or ‘on-point’ you are.  Most guys spend money on women via dating, marriages, divorces, child support or showing genuine interest. And in the end, they have nothing to show for it. She, on the other hand, played them like dummies.


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